There are golf courses where unruly golfers play so slow as to make others give up the game.  There are golf courses where golfers flick cigarettes into bunkers, pull carts off the path at tees and greens -- creating hardpan cow paths -- while wreaking havoc upon course fixtures and harshly oppressing course personnel.

One day, these golfers may find they have unknowingly crossed over into . . . The TurfNet Zone.

Or they could just tee it up at Rockbottum CC and find out the hard way, that Momma don't put up with that crap.