Buddy likes to solve problems.  His favorite problems are the repeat offenders on the TurfNet Forum, situations that present a hard-to-find solution.

If a problem surfaces on the Forum more than once a year, Buddy aggressively seeks research grant money from Momma and works round-the-clock to find an answer.

It’s not just dedication to his craft, Buddy is insanely jealous of all the attention Hector receives and will do almost anything to regain his status as Top Equipment Tech.

. . . all the attention Hector receives . . .

(I’ve tried to tell Buddy he was never even in the top 300, but motivational delusions are often hard to dislodge.)

So, here, direct from Rockbottum CC, is Buddy and his latest Special Project: