When the Visigoths, Ostrogoths, Huns, and Norsemen invaded, they typically came during the day.  But the Golf Vandals are an entirely different bunch.  A cowardly, mindless tribe, the Golf Vandals favor the cover of night.   Agitated by their ever present hand-screens, they can quickly become hysterical when faced with reality.

You can use techno-wizardry to neutralize the GV, but remember:  While they are easily frightened, they will return in greater numbers.

NOTE:  The counter-measures we suggest in this short film also work on geese.