The USGA is, as Buddy would say, "On the horns of an enema" in the current Anchoring controversy.

Their very existence is being challenged and the only way the USGA can remain in the driver's seat is to stiffen their spine and stand up to the rebels.

At Rockbottum CC, we're pretty experienced at standing up to unruly ruffians and scofflaws. 

Therefore, we would like to offer our support to the USGA with a re-mastered training video that explains how to put an end to the whole mess.