Once upon a time, there was a strangeness that crept into golf course land.  

No, this isn't the story about the olden times when the club pro was paid more than the GCS, that wasn't strange, that was just crazy.

This particular strangeness happened not long ago and somebody at Rockbottum CC might have been neck-deep in the whole mess . . . 

Watch this short film if you want to understand The Twiffer.