You, sir, are never allowed to dance again. Ever.

Dave,

Jealousy is not attractive on you.

Listen, Homie...If you are going to dance, then there are three options.

1. The Chicken Dance. Simple. Designed to make you look foolish without apology needed.

2. The Macarena. Girl and Anderson Cooper friendly. Needs a bigger crowd for impact.

3. The Gangham Style. Already practiced at Rock Bottum in the pursuit of imaginary horses and Asian Golfers.

So your freestyle attempt just doesn't cut the Marking Foam. Deal with it!

I know you yoga practicers out west have your own culture, but them's dueling words down here.