Damnit Randy. I am sick to death of all this Cat bashing. It's discriminatory and just plain wrong. I've been the champion of the production of The Turfnet Cat Calendar. Alone. Not with some witch in Salem, Mass.

I'm taking this to the streets, nay, to the Supreme Court and when the Cat Calendar Act is not upheld, I swear, I'll come to Rockbottum and take Luddell and Mama hostage and make them my own personal Cat Crewe. Buddy will build a float and I'll ride it to the GIS crying out for Cat Equality and no Doggification without Cattrepresentation.

In my travels I see far too many unrecognized shop cats who need their moment. Why, sir, would you deny them this opportunity to be come real, calendar page fought for turf animal community members.

Look, it's bad enough that Maestro hates Monkeys so much, but this. Obscene. Cat Calendar, I say. Let the Shop Cats of the Turfworld have their day you dog biggot.

Signed,

Wilber

Meee Efffing Yow!

ps...my cat rides quite well in my truck and my mini cooper.

Dave,

You have a truck?

I pictured you in a Prius, a crocheted shawl around your shoulders, your hair in a bun, a thermos of chamomile and 50 cats crawling all over you.

Nice Try Feline Hate spreader.

Anyone who really knows me knows my truck is a giant Taco Truck. The cats all get in and we flow down the road like molten lava.

At the end of the day less cats come home than had left in the morning.

I'm told my Thai Style Tacos have a unique taste. As if the meat was a secret organic free range type.

Oh and I do wear white anti UV gloves. No shawl.

-Wilber

I still want a siamese spread for july!! Tennessee is ranked 75th in points given up, sounds like NC State basketball numbers

I guess since ya'll are younger and bigger than me, I'll have to capitulate.