Sweet Mary's muffins, Randy! What did you feed that boy? He didn't get into your secret cycling stash, did he?

One of my other careers is strength coach on HS football level and it ain't steroids that does the trick, no matter what big pharma hints at . . . it's ten chickens per day, augmented with organic steak, taters and enough carbs to kill a rhino.

What month will that cat fill in the Cat Calendar? I hope October.

Dave,

I'm thinking a goat calendar would be better--that cat was very uncooperative. I was shocked.

Brian Nettz is currently involved in a utilitarian goat study to help us determine which calendar concept to support.

(We are awaiting the video)

Video? I know there are pictures. We could like, create a flip book and then video that?