Gangs, Emasculating Apps, Twitter Zombies and Skiddly-Diddly.  These things and more were witnessed by the Rockbottum TV crew at GIS.

It must be said, we have been extremely positive about our experience at The Big Show, portraying the GIS in the best possible light.  We completely banished all negative thoughts and energy from our previous VLOG broadcast.

But make no mistake, there was a Dark Side.  Upon arriving at the Center, we discovered our booth assignment was out in the parking lot, behind a dumpster.  (The only visitor we had was nocturnal and he didn't buy a single Rockbottum hat.)

He did, however, eat all of Momma's baked goods and turn over our trash can, so we've determined that he was either a raccoon or a Twitter Zombie.

Since we encountered more Twitter Zombies on the GIS floor than raccoons, we're going with that explanation, especially since the number of folks wandering around staring at their hands and bumping into one another seemed to increase every day until it culminated in an orgy of twit-worship.

It was like watching a coven of neck-beards practicing Harry Potter techno-wizardry at a Justin Beaver concert.

We're hoping next year's fixation will be on GCS physical fitness, rather than digital aerobics.