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Cat Calendar Conspiracy


Randy Wilson

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A couple of years ago, we released a short film about the insidious movement to replace the TurfNet Dog Calendar--The First and Still Champion Golf Course Dog Calendar--with a more diversified version.

 

Our film was suppressed by a relentless campaign of modern PC brainwashing, using guilt to claim less fortunate animals on the golf course were being ignored.  

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. . . a conspiracy to force TurfNet to add cats

Brian Nettz led a push for the inclusion of goats, Mark Hoban advocated a bee centerfold and one unnamed turf scientist demanded we give a goose the spotlight.

 

In reality, this is all just a diversion, part of a conspiracy to force TurfNet to add cats to our calendar.  

 

Because so few in the world of golf saw our original Dog vs Cat film, we have released a new, improved version to support our canine brethren.

 

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Dave Wilber

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No mention of me, the real and true cat calendar champion?

 

Bad. Very bad.

Randy Wilson

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Dave,

I intentionally avoided mentioning you, The Real and True Cat Calendar Activist, because I was afraid to "poke the bear".

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