Cat Calendar Conspiracy
A couple of years ago, we released a short film about the insidious movement to replace the TurfNet Dog Calendar--The First and Still Champion Golf Course Dog Calendar--with a more diversified version.
Our film was suppressed by a relentless campaign of modern PC brainwashing, using guilt to claim less fortunate animals on the golf course were being ignored.
Brian Nettz led a push for the inclusion of goats, Mark Hoban advocated a bee centerfold and one unnamed turf scientist demanded we give a goose the spotlight.
In reality, this is all just a diversion, part of a conspiracy to force TurfNet to add cats to our calendar.
Because so few in the world of golf saw our original Dog vs Cat film, we have released a new, improved version to support our canine brethren.
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