Are you unbalanced?  Many superintendents I have met are slightly misaligned, due to an almost evangelical devotion to career.

Some are unaware of how many hours they spend at the course and require some kind of trauma to get back on the family track.  This can include the children failing to recognize their father and mistakenly calling the UPS guy "Daddy".  

For me, it was Claire identifying me as an "intruder" for the police.  (She had apparently changed the locks sometime during the summer.)

There are other behaviors that indicate an imbalance:  An unrestrained gullibility that results in the GCS being lured into a supposedly Utopian Techno-Paradise, or an unhealthy reliance on trendy seminars, business fads and worshipping at the altar of post-grad work.  

In the film that follows, we spotlight a few of the most dangerous signs of "The Unbalanced Superintendent".