Dang it. Maybe next year.

Jeff,

All it takes to move into serious contention is to put letters behind your name. No, not those letters, the MOG letters.

Wow!!! What an honor! I didn't even know I was nominated.

I have to admit, a couple of things made me nervous. First, that Fred Gehrisch would get his feelings hurt over not receiving a Turpentine Corn Cob. And the second was the Turpentine Corn Cob. Then, I saw the disclaimer.

Had me laughing out loud, as usual, Randy. Thanks.

Congratulations, Tim!

And no need to get nervous, at least until Momma shows up with the frying pan . . . in a couple of weeks.

Hey Tim, I nominated you! I don't want no fryin pan. Congrats and keep up the cynicism!

Thanks, Mark. That was sarcasm, not cynicism. That's the Bad Luck Schleprock Woosie Woosie Woo Woo Award.